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[knock knock]

[fourthwalled]

The Earth mission had been... a thing. And Wade does not want to talk about it. Not about his time spent being the most annoying version of himself possible, or that he'd gotten stabbed in the eyeballs by an orc-person while trying to save Nate.

Nope, none of that, thank you.

So instead, he's going back to distract himself by annoying someone else. Although so far, it's seemed like Thor has enjoyed his company. Who knows why, but Wade is going with it. So he knocks on the Asgardian's door. Wade is dressed in a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt. Whenever Thor answers, Wade will be there grinning, "So. Tell me, and this is very important. What are your thoughts on Pumpkin Spice?"

Oh no, it's a visitor~!

[asgardianlegend]

Thor doesn't really want to talk about the Earth-lite mission either. He was happy to help Loki and meet his brother's partner, but other than that, he's a bit over being a "superhero" for a while. He had enjoyed the freedom that Duplicity gave him in that instance.

Even if it was a mess otherwise.

When there's a knock on the door, Thor opens it and is surprised to see the other man in front of him. And not at the same time. At the seemingly random question, Thor lets out a laugh and invites Wade inside to the apartment. It's not very different from how it was when he moved it. Aside from the massive war hammer sitting on the coffee table like an eye-catcher.

"Is that the thing that tastes like weird pumpkin pie in everything? I believe that Darcy would put that in coffee." He shakes his head. "A travesty when I could just have the pie."

[fourthwalled]

Wade is all too happy to step right inside, having a look around immediately. He's curious how a god's place might look. How would they decorate? Would he be more millennial minimalist or decorate like an old lady? These are important questions to find out!

"Oh, well, I was going to see if you wanted to get some pumpkin spice lattes, but I could also just go for pie. I'm easy."

And he'll eat pretty much anything.

[asgardianlegend]

Thor's apartment is a bit of a letdown, if one is expecting any sort of real decorating. His suite in Valaskjalf had taken years to get to the collection of things he'd had and his apartment with Jane had been a great deal of her things and a few of his, but strewn all over the place. His apartment in Duplicity had been utilitarian as far as Thor was concerned, but he'd let Charlotte and Blair have their say in whatever decorations they wanted to have.

And that bit of feminine design has sort of stuck with him. He's at least managed to get coasters for his coffee table so that there are no stains on the glass. He's sure that Blair would have had him killed if that had happened no one time. He smiles as he thinks of the feisty and sad brunette.

"I've had one of those before. They're not the worse, but I prefer my coffee black." And where he can toss the mug on the floor, but that's a different story. "How about we head to the diner down the road? I heard the coffee is decent and even if there's no pumpkin pie, there's still apple and cherry. Those are standards, right?"

[fourthwalled]

Wade's not much of a decorator, either. Unless you count trash as decoration?

"Oh, you're one of those... a psychopath." Black coffee tastes terrible! The only reason to drink it is for the caffeine and if it's half milk and sugar! "The diner it is then! Let's head out, you weirdo."

As though Deadpool's got any room to talk in that territory, "I'll go with whatever pie they've got! The unhealthier, the better. Maybe with whipped cream on top!"

[asgardianlegend]

Trash is NOT a decoration. It's obvious that Wade was raised by heathens because neither of Frigga's sons would be able to live in squalor. Thor's home might not be overly decorated, but it is clean and comfortable.

"There is nothing wrong with black coffee. Especially if you're pairing it with something sweet, like pie. Black tea, on the other hand, is repulsive. I don't know how the British continue to drink it as if it is honey mead."

Thor considers picking up Mjølnir, but there's no real reason. He can summon it if the need arises and there's no need for him to fly or summon lightning then and there.

"I'm sure we can manage that. Perhaps we'll get lucky and they'll have donuts. Or Belgium waffles." Look, Thor really likes breakfast foods and there's something about American diner food that is both terrible for you and delicious to devour. "Although, I found that there were no onion rings in London. Very disappointing."

[fourthwalled]

One of many reasons that family had always been an F-word to Wade. However, their cleanliness had been the least of their problems.

"Could be the Brits started their tea love it off as a joke, but it was told so dryly that no one could tell, so now they are forced to pretend they like it until the end of time."

Heading toward the door, Wade holds it open for him, "Oh, fuck me. I'd stab someone for some Belgian Waffles..." He might actually, sometimes it's hard to tell with Wade, "London just doesn't know how to fry everything that moves like the Americans. Those arteries aren't going to clog themselves, slackers!"

Not that Wade needs to worry about that kind of thing anymore. He could eat whatever he wanted. And he did. There'd been a reason that hot dog eating contest had been an easy win for him a few months back.

Not me staring at the Fourth Wall for this tag.....

[asgardianlegend]

Wade.... No. Being clean is good. It keeps the other pests away. Do you really want to be around rats?

"It could be, but that would be a nationwide delusion then." And, honestly, is that even possible?

"There is no need to stab anyone. At least not for the waffles." Thor laughs at Wade's comment about London life. "You haven't been to a big breakfast fry up then. There are a few restaurants that have them available on Sundays and you can get them until about noon time. Not quite the same as frying everything that moves, but you can tell where the Americans got it from."

Besides, Thor's not worried about dying from the food on Midgard. There's a lot more dangerous things in the universe that could kill him before a puny heart attack.